Purdue Extension Service

Vanderburgh County, Indiana

 

Return of the Giant Hogweed

Genesis,  Nursery Cryme


(
Banks/Collins/Gabriel/Hackett/Rutherford)
 

Turn and  run!
Nothing can stop them,
Around every river and canal their power  is growing.
Stamp them out!
We must destroy them,
They infiltrate  each city with their thick dark warning odour.

They are  invincible,
They seem immune to all our herbicidal  battering.

Long ago in the Russian hills,
A Victorian explorer  found the regal Hogweed by a marsh,
He captured it and brought it  home.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not  forget.
He came home to London,
And made a present of the Hogweed to  the Royal Gardens at Kew.

Waste no time!
They are  approaching.
Hurry now, we must protect ourselves and find some  shelter
Strike by night!
They are defenceless.
They all need the  sun to photosensitize their venom.

Still they're  invincible,
Still they're immune to all our herbicidal  battering.

Fashionable country gentlemen had some cultivated wild  gardens,
In which they innocently planted the Giant Hogweed throughout  the land.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did  not forget.
Soon they escaped, spreading their seed,
Preparing for  an onslaught, threatening the human race.

The Dance Of The Giant  Hogweed


Mighty Hogweed is avenged.
Human bodies soon will  know our anger.
Kill them with your Hogweed hairs
HERACLEUM  MANTEGAZZIANI


Giant Hogweed lives
 

 


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